Immeasurable Variables: A F*cking Love Story

R. Jones
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260
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After paying off her karmic debts through four decades of bad luck, Ellis Malone is on the cusp of uncovering the serendipitous splendor fate has in store for her. Ellis’ midlife career change to author brings fortuitous adventure with the film adaptation of her book, delivering to lifelong cinephile Ellis, the opportunity to live through her imagination from behind the scenes. When the man of her dreams, handsome actor, Alexander VonStraus, is cast as the movie’s leading role, she discovers that her inspiration for the character’s origins lie far beyond a simple fantasy.   


Remotely assisting Ellis in navigating through these uncharted experiences, best friend, Kimmie, whether help or hindrance, provides hilarious, psychosexually charged advice as a foul-mouthed personification of the human id, who must circumnavigate her own unique challenges along the way as well. Although at times, this duo’s language can be a soupçon ribald, a tad bawdy, or overly gratuitous with expletives, their adventurous journeys are usually worth a robust bit of laughter at the very least. 


Regardless of one's perspective, almost everything in life is always guaranteed to flow a little smoother with a positive attitude and an energetic sense of humor.

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