Buz and Stif barely squeaked through high school. Still, with diplomas in hand, thanks to Drakesville Highโs lax grading policies, theyโre in a mood to open a few cans of beer. What now? Stif, a high school league basketball star who didnโt make it into the majors, doesnโt think much about the future. He figures he already had one. Buz, though, the thoughtfull one, has put his brain power to work. There arenโt many job opening in Drakesville that donโt involve hamburger flipping, and it would be even worse in N.O., so why not go to college like everyone else? At nearby Peabody State University, admission is easy and everything is paid by your student loan. With a college degree in hand, their job prospects would be fantastic! After only four years tons of girl friends would be totally impressed! So why not go for it?