Starring:
Athena - voice of wit and wisdom
Frank - buffoonish, frustrated patriarch
Helen - zonked-out wine mom
Steph - failed actor
Chad (or maybe Brad?) - the creep controlling Steph’s life
The dirtbag - has nothing, not even a name
The author’s girlfriend calls it “Awful, awful. Really paints a sad, disgusting picture of the world. But I did laugh.”
Andy Futuro has been called:
"The most original author on Substack." — Eros.
"A literary menace." — M.P. Fitzgerald.
"Brilliant, savage, hilarious..." — James the Hun
He spends most of his day entertaining a teacup panther named Joe.