Weird

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Josh thinks Fizz is dentally challenged and fluent in gibberish.

Fizz thinks Josh is the Prince of Handsomeness.

They're destined to work together at Marigolds Old People's Home – can Cupid's arrow strike among the Zimmer frames? Thow in Josh's wacky mother with her goats on the sofa and Fizz's goddess-like big sis and one thing is certain. Things will get a LOT weirder before they start making sense – and can the oldies really make their great escape . . . using tablespoons?

Being fourteen has never been so weird . . .

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Jeremy Strong is one of the most popular children's writers of today. He has written well over seventy books and sold almost three million copies for Puffin. He lives in Wiltshire. This is his second teenage book.

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