TommyInnit's Guide to Survival
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This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.
It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:
- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans
When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.
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Tom Simons, aka TommyInnit, is a bestselling author, comedy performer, and YouTuber with over 50 million followers and a fine head of lustrous hair. When he was 17, he spent the Covid lockdown establishing himself as one of the most exciting new content creators in the world, breaking two Guinness World Records in Minecraft, fully dropping out of college and all whilst regularly washing his hands. Since then he has moved into live comedy, selling out theatres across the UK and US on his 'How to Be A Billionaire' tour. Strangely, even though very few billionaires were created as a result of attending the show, his new tour is confirmed to be hitting the road in 2025.
His debut book, "TommyInnit Says", became an Amazon and Sunday Times bestseller, and now he's back with TommyInnit's Guide to Survival-an essential handbook for navigating life's biggest, baddest and stupidest challenges. Dealing with the kind of situations that would make Bear Grylls cry like a feeble child, Tom Simons is here to bring advice, smiles and yes, maybe even a glimmer of hope to these closing stages of humanity.
