Time Burrito 5: The Fifth Book!
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The entirety of existence is collapsing. Luckily, the multiverse has Clara, Pete, Unk, and Misako. Cut to awesome trailer cinematics:
Misako craters the ground when she lands with a cool pose. Clara runs through a bombed-out WWII city dressed as a nurse. Pete, covered in flour, struggles in the kitchen, near death. Unk, in disco whites, roller skates up to a mob boss.
Announcer: Time Burrito 5: The Fifth Book! Come on...are you serious? They already know it’s the fifth one!
Author: Just keep reading. It’ll be cool.
Announcer: Time Burrito 5: The Fifth Book! Coming to an eReader near you after you hit that purchase button.
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On rare occasions, this author creature known as an Aaron Frale can be spotted in the wilds of Montana. This whimsical being screams and plays heavy metal guitar in the indie prog band, Spiral, and sometimes writes humorous fantasy novels. Oh no, he’s spotted us. Get back in the jeep! Get back in—
