Texts from Dog
October Jones
نومبر 2012 · HMH
3.6star
151 جائزےreport
ای بک
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صفحات
reportدرجہ بندیوں اور جائزوں کی تصدیق نہیں کی جاتی ہے مزید جانیں
اس ای بک کے بارے میں
He’s a dog with a phone . . .
My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird.
When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego, BatDog, were born.
Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn.
For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.
My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird.
When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego, BatDog, were born.
Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn.
For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.
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3.6
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مصنف کے بارے میں
October Jones was born and raised in Birmingham, England, where, ironically, he spent most of his childhood terrified of dogs. He has worked on animation projects for the BBC, as well as music videos for UK comedy band The Amateur Transplants. Dog is the runt of a five-puppy litter born on a farm in Wales. He was the last to be sold, and arrived in Birmingham slighted and grouchy. He spends most of his time napping, snacking, trying to figure out who the second dog in the bedroom mirror is, and, of course, texting.
اس ای بک کی درجہ بندی کریں
ہمیں اپنی رائے سے نوازیں۔
پڑھنے کی معلومات
اسمارٹ فونز اور ٹیب لیٹس
Android اور iPad/iPhone.کیلئے Google Play کتابیں ایپ انسٹال کریں۔ یہ خودکار طور پر آپ کے اکاؤنٹ سے سینک ہو جاتی ہے اور آپ جہاں کہیں بھی ہوں آپ کو آن لائن یا آف لائن پڑھنے دیتی ہے۔
لیپ ٹاپس اور کمپیوٹرز
آپ اپنے کمپیوٹر کے ویب براؤزر کا استعمال کر کے Google Play پر خریدی گئی آڈیو بکس سن سکتے ہیں۔
ای ریڈرز اور دیگر آلات
Kobo ای ریڈرز جیسے ای-انک آلات پر پڑھنے کے لیے، آپ کو ایک فائل ڈاؤن لوڈ کرنے اور اسے اپنے آلے پر منتقل کرنے کی ضرورت ہوگی۔ فائلز تعاون یافتہ ای ریڈرز کو منتقل کرنے کے لیے تفصیلی ہیلپ سینٹر کی ہدایات کی پیروی کریں۔
