Shit My Dad Says

ยท Pan Macmillan
4.4
200 ื‘ื™ืงื•ืจื•ืช
ืกืคืจ ื“ื™ื’ื™ื˜ืœื™
224
ื“ืคื™ื
ื›ืฉื™ืจ
ื”ื‘ื™ืงื•ืจื•ืช ื•ื”ื“ื™ืจื•ื’ื™ื ืœื ืžืื•ืžืชื™ืย ืžื™ื“ืข ื ื•ืกืฃ

ืžื™ื“ืข ืขืœ ื”ืกืคืจ ื”ื“ื™ื’ื™ื˜ืœื™ ื”ื–ื”

'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me...'

Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpernโ€™s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is โ€˜like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hairโ€™; and this is the sort of shit he says...

โ€˜You know, sometimes itโ€™s nice having you around. But now ainโ€™t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, weโ€™re not watching this bullshit.โ€™

โ€˜Happy Birthday, I didnโ€™t get you a present... Oh, mom got you one? Well, thatโ€™s from me then, too โ€“ unless itโ€™s shitty.โ€™

โ€˜Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldnโ€™t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.โ€™

โ€˜The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.โ€™

โ€˜Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? Iโ€™m 73 and shitโ€™s starting to get boring. By the way, thereโ€™s no money left when I go, just fyi.โ€™

ื“ื™ืจื•ื’ื™ื ื•ื‘ื™ืงื•ืจื•ืช

4.4
200 ื‘ื™ืงื•ืจื•ืช

ืขืœ ื”ืžื—ื‘ืจ

Justin Halpern is a screenwriter who has worked in both web, film and television. In late 2007, he was hired to start the comedy website holytaco.com, which, when he left in May of 2009, averaged more than 2 million visitors per month. He is currently developing a television show with CBS based on 'Shit My Dad Says', the Twitter feed which now has 1.4million followers. He is also 29 years old, and still living at home with his dad . . .

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ืขื•ื“ ืžืืช Justin Halpernโ€

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