Sharing Mimi

Flying scares me. But then, I'm no Morris Blackmore -- and my wife knows it.

My wife is working in first class on this flight, while I sit back in economy. Internet billionaire Morris Blackmore taunts me about the difference between us before I've even boarded. I'm not just scared. I'm terrified. And for some reason, kind of excited.

I had no idea my wife shows so much cleavage when she's working. I had no idea Morris Blackmore has such an appetite for married Asian flight attendants.

I understand that Mimi might have some indiscretions with a better-looking, richer, stronger man than me. But Morris Blackmore wants to give my wife a baby?!

It's utterly humiliating.

All I can do is watch. And clean up.