Treating You to Birthday Sex

Seth Kinstle
3.7
3 reviews
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There are plenty of people out there who never get the birthday they dream of. They just can't seem to break their unlucky streak and get what they really want on their special day. So what better way to ease their pain than pranking them with this book? That's right, this is the perfect gag gift for anyone out there who has a sense of humor. Don't just get the person who matters to you a little nothing of a gift. Get them the ultimate experience they've been waiting for their entire life. It's time to kiss bad birthdays goodbye and make sure everyone you know gets the best possible birthday they could ever ask for. Or maybe you know someone down on their luck. Maybe they deserve something better than a stagnant waste of a day that should matter more than most people care to realize. If that's the case then this respectable piece of literature will fit perfectly on their shelf. Let's spread this movement around the world and cure everyone of their bad birthdays. So get ready to jump into bed with a random guy you don't know. With an uncanny taste for mending wounds and setting the record straight, he's sure to get the job done. You're in for a rundown so raw you'll be aching at the stakes from the good time you never thought was possible until now. So get your birthday suit on and get ready for the best birthday experience the world has to offer. It's time to get the gift you deserve.

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3.7
3 reviews
Lisa McWhirter
May 9, 2025
Hmmm I can't quite find the right words to describe this incredible story, you'll just have to give it a read yourself...
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About the author

YouTube: @icecreamman22 Instagram: @seth_kinstle Twitch: icecreamman22_ TikTok: @sethkinstle

Seth Kinstle has worked on a wide variety of creative projects throughout his life as a writer, comedian, cartoonist, actor, animator, vocalist, musician, producer, artist, gamer, live streamer, podcaster and poet. He publishes books independently and does everything himself. He does all the cover art for all of his books and works hard to create a high quality experience. But he’s the one writing this so maybe I should stop writing in the third person like I paid someone to do this for me. I’m too amazing to let someone write my bio for me. But anyways, I like to make whatever I feel like and sometimes the projects turn out to be insanely complex, intensely different, or just plain genius. I do my best to make the best unique pieces of art I can. I have fun and love everything I do. I believe in staying true to myself and never letting the pitfalls of life get me down. Keeping a strong mentality has enabled me to become a creator of many interesting works of art that I love. I believe in freedom of expression and doing what you want to even if others don't approve. I love trying new things and expressing myself in many different ways. I like to artistically participate in many artforms even if I feel like what I create might not be popular. I enjoy doing whatever I want and never subjecting myself to the ruthless standards of society as if I should be the best in the world. But at the same time I strive to be the best. I just don't let any of the clutter of life hold me down or back from my true potential. Some of my books are jokes and others are just works of art. I hope you find something to enjoy or get something from the passion I compacted into combinations of words and other works. I wrote a memoir based on the true story of my life called "How to Find Yourself" which is available if anyone wants an in depth scoop of my life story. I have several YouTube channels. You can find all my links to all my stuff on my YouTube. I live stream and make cartoons, comedy videos, food videos and tons of other stuff. I hope you have an incredible day. 

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