Plight
[plahyt]
Noun: a difficult, or otherwise unfortunate situation.
Verb: pledge or solemnly promise. Be engaged to be married.
Elliot Parker was my best friend. When we were eight years old, he gave me a cheese ring, pushed it onto my finger, and asked me to marry him.
I ate the cheese ring.
I also said, “Yes” but that we’d have to wait until we were thirty years old.
Two years later, we both nearly drowned.
Four years after that, he moved away and I never saw him again.
I turned thirty last week, and now Elliot is calling in our promise.
Seriously, he is insane if he thinks that an out-of-the-blue private Facebook message stipulating the binding law of an oral contractual agreement is going to seal our twenty-two-year ridiculous engagement. Insane.
I wonder if he really does look like his profile picture though.
Born and raised in Melbourne, Australia, K.M. Golland is a best-selling hybrid author and ranty, married mother of two with a very healthy high heel obsession. She’s also a self-confessed car-aholic, choc-aholic, and bridge-aholic who drinks her weight in tea.