Dressed in a lace nightgown, I faked a hickey on my neck, pretended to be asleep, and snapped a pic with my phone, sending it to James on purpose.
"Dude, she's hot. Hurry up and divorce her so I can have her."
I figured James would be disgusted and furious when he got the anonymous message, and he'd dump me like trash, because I'm just my sister's stand-in.
I thought for sure this time I'd finally get a divorce from him.