I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

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โ€œAn entertaining rantโ€ฆThe only thing missing is the sound of a drumroll and cymbals to feel as though one is sitting in a nightclub watching a live comedy marathonโ€ฆA raucous, biting look at life.โ€โ€”Kirkus Reviews
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โ€œNobody, but nobody, can hate like Joan Rivers. It is a gift. It is also shocking, the things she makes us laugh atโ€ฆJoan Rivers is extraordinary, but she's not for the easily offendedโ€”or for anyone who gets offended at all.โ€โ€”People
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Joan Rivers, comedienne, actress, jewelry monger, and an award-winning international star (she can sneer in eight different languages) lives by her own golden rule: Do unto others before they do unto youโ€”and for Godโ€™s sakes, do it funny!ย  Her career in comedy may have begun with self-loathing, but, after looking at the human decrepitude around her, she figured Why stop here when there are so many other things to hate? With all of her diverse experiences, Joan has looked down at, turned away from, and thrown up over a lot of hateful things, deplorable places, and despicable people. Thank God she took notes.
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Hereโ€”uncensored and uninhibitedโ€”Joanย says exactly whatโ€™s on her mindโ€ฆAndย HER mind is a terrible thing to waste.ย ย She proudly kicks the crap out of ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, and lousy restaurants. She nails First Ladies, closet cases, and hypocrites to the wall. She shows no mercy towards doctors and feminists, and even goes after Anne Frank and Stephen Hawking.ย  Joan lets everyoneโ€”including herselfโ€”have it in this one hundred percent honest and unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

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Comedienne, Emmy Awardโ€“winning TV host, Tony-nominated actress and CEO, Joan Rivers was an icon of American culture, a bestselling author, Celebrity Apprentice winner, writer, producer, director, and savvy businesswoman who overcame great odds to reinvent herself time and time again. She hosted E! Networkโ€™s popular series Fashion Police, and starred with her daughter, Melissa, in their own weekly reality show, Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? on WEtv Network. Her critically acclaimed documentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work premiered in theaters nationwide and is available on DVD. Amongst all of her success, Joanโ€™s most joyous triumph was being a mother and grandmother. She died in 2014.

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