One:ย Doย notย brag to your friend about how well-endowed her brother is.
Two:ย Do not go back for seconds (or thirds).
Three:ย Do not let him see your muffin top or jiggly behind. And definitely donโt let him feed you cookies in bed. Cookies are bad. Remember that.
Four:ย Act like a damn grown-up and apologize for riding him like a bull at the rodeo. Andย do notย flirt with him when he laughs at said apology.
Five:ย This one is crucial, so pay attention.
Doย not, under any circumstances, fall in love with him.