Everything She Does Is Magic

And little Aurora's three ants are convinced neighbor boy Nathan is the Chosen One, destined for their niece.

There's just one catch...

He must remain a version until he and Aurora consummate their love. And that's going to take some time, since the two must first grow up, and then get over the fact that they don't even like each other.

Nathan thinks he's cursed...

All grown up and unable to get laid if his life depends on it, Nathan is sure something supernatural is going on. So he turns to the only witch he knows, never suspecting that she is his destiny, his soulmate, and maybe the bane of his existence.