Yeah, they say I have a bad attitude, and that I donтАЩt deserve the shot, just because I like my women, beer, and fighting.
I never much cared what they thought until the most beautiful woman IтАЩve ever seen, a model named Emily, suggested we pretend to date.
She said she needed my тАЬedgeтАЭ to help her get more clients, and I needed her innocent reputation to prove to people that IтАЩm not some sort of asshole. Well, not a complete one, anyway.
Six months dating a model seems like a nice deal, but one small hitch: she donтАЩt want to have sex until sheтАЩs married, and she wonтАЩt let me sleep with any other women, even though weтАЩre not really dating.
This is gonna be a long six months.