Why work twice as hard to earn 82 cents while men coast on stolen labor?
What if cats, capitalism, and hexing could bankrupt the patriarchy?
Tired of beauty standards set by men who profit from your pain?
- Extract reparations from male mediocrity (legally—mostly).
- Monetize male tears into a six-figure side hustle.
- Replace marriage with a feline empire that never demands chores.
- Sue C.E.O.s who underpay you—Iceland did it, and so can you.
- Burn beauty standards and charge men $50/minute for their critiques.
- Weaponize witchcraft to hex anti-choice politicians (tax-deductible).
- Boycott male-run businesses until they fund your solo vacations.
- Build wealth so vast, your ex’s alimony feels like pocket change.
If you want to bankrupt every man who ever mansplained, gaslit, or underpaid you—then buy this book today. Your Persian cat deserves a diamond collar.