Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas
Oct 2013 · St. Martin's Press
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Tired of Rude Bitches? This Wickedly Funny Etiquette Manual is for You!
In Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, Celia Rivenbark tackles modern-day manners with her signature blend of wit, wisdom, and mild profanity. From dealing with braggy playground moms to the etiquette of sex in your aunt's bed on vacation, Rivenbark offers hilarious insights into the social conundrums of our time.
Discover the dos and don'ts of:
Check splitting ("Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?")
Airline travel (beware the "Recline Monster" and other pesky creatures)
The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more...much more)
Gym and locker room etiquette (no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked)
Office manners ("Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst")
Packed with satirical humor and relatable anecdotes, this etiquette guide is a must-read for anyone navigating the complexities of modern manners. Rivenbark's sharp observations and threadbare advice will have you laughing out loud while learning how to handle life's most awkward situations with grace (or at least with a good comeback).
In Rude Bitches Make Me Tired, Celia Rivenbark tackles modern-day manners with her signature blend of wit, wisdom, and mild profanity. From dealing with braggy playground moms to the etiquette of sex in your aunt's bed on vacation, Rivenbark offers hilarious insights into the social conundrums of our time.
Discover the dos and don'ts of:
Check splitting ("Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?")
Airline travel (beware the "Recline Monster" and other pesky creatures)
The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more...much more)
Gym and locker room etiquette (no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked)
Office manners ("Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst")
Packed with satirical humor and relatable anecdotes, this etiquette guide is a must-read for anyone navigating the complexities of modern manners. Rivenbark's sharp observations and threadbare advice will have you laughing out loud while learning how to handle life's most awkward situations with grace (or at least with a good comeback).
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12 reviews
About the author
CELIA RIVENBARK is the author of You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl; Belle Weather; Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like A Skank; We're Just Like You, Only Prettier; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; and You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.
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