I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

The Darwin Awards Chronicles, Books 1 -3

The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome.

Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

I'm Just a Person

Diary of a Mad Diva

Too Fat to Fish

Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned"

I Suck at Girls

Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

Not Taco Bell Material

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails

Sh*t My Dad Says

Dad Is Fat

I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

This Is Not My Beautiful Life: A Memoir