I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

Too Fat to Fish

The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible

Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings

Daddy, Stop Talking!: And Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting

How to Be Black

How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country

Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up

Self-Inflicted Wounds: Heartwarming Tales of Epic Humiliation