Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections

This Is Not My Beautiful Life: A Memoir

The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

Instant Mom

Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

I'm Just a Person

Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned"

Bill Bryson Collector's Edition: Notes from a Small Island, Neither Here Nor There, and I'm a Stranger Here Myself

Daddy, Stop Talking!: And Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting

Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails

Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography

Assholes Finish First

Sh*t My Dad Says

How To Be a Woman

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome.

Bad Feminist: Essays

How to Be Black