I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Dad Is Fat

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

The Diva Rules: Ditch the Drama, Find Your Strength, and Sparkle Your Way to the Top

The Bro Code

BatDad: A Parody

Not Taco Bell Material

Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry

The Potty Mouth at the Table

Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Thank You for My Service

The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

You Deserve a Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery

Hyena

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

The Last Black Unicorn

I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

The Playbook